Are you a newbie or a guru? Let's find out. Signs of a newbie:

1. You have 10 hits on your new website, all your own.

2. Your only listing for your website on google is listed as index.html.

3. You have more than $30 on your phone bill,mostly for tech support.

4. Most of your forum postings start with "help" or "I need help."

5. Your website starts out with "welcome to my website."

6. Your inlaws call you on the telephone to say that they did not opt in to your email list.

7. You print out pictures of all the girls you met on the chatline.

8. You hang out at the coffee shop just to show off your new laptop.

You know you've become a guru when:

1. You start saving email addresses.

2. Your new affiliate site just made a sale and you can't find the password to your click bank account.

3. You name your new baby with a domain name you saw on the web.

4. The first thing you do in the morning is check your website sale stats.

5. Your hosting fees are greater than your gas bill.

6. You start reading urls off back of trucks and bill board signs.

7. You have more friends on the internet than in real life.

Well there you have it. The question is are you a newbie or a guru? Maybe the question should be does it really matter...